Tuesday, November 16, 2010

#12: My Roommate (Part 3 of ?)

Should I just re-name this blog to "Stuff My Roommate Does That Gets Me Mad"?

Maybe.

Did you know that when you leave fruit, or other food out for a long time that it rots? Often times old, or rotting food can create bad odors, and attract bugs. Did you know this?


Oh... you did? Well... Well, did you know that if you leave a bunch of hair in the drain, it might clog it up?? That one is new, I know it! Yeah, the same goes for food, too! 


WHAT?! You knew that, too! Gosh, you're a genius! I mean, I've only met a few other people who have known these little facts! Okay, here's another one for you. This one is going to shock you. Did you know... that sleeping in the middle of the day... is extremely FUCKING ANNOYING TO YOUR ROOMMATE?!

Because it is.

This brings me to my next point.

As I mentioned in the first post of this nature, my roommate apparently... sleeps at odd hours. Once again, I would like to reiterate that this is totally her prerogative, she has the right to sleep whenever she wants, but I also have the right to fucking complain about it, because it pisses me off.

NAPPERS:
If you are a person who likes to nap, more power to you. If you are a napper who can fall asleep anywhere, anytime... even better. If you leave all the lights on because it's five in the evening and you know your roommate is coming home, you are an excellent person. 

However, when you are a napping kind of person who turns off every damn night and sighs when you make any noise, you are NOT a good napper. 

Do not ask me to be quiet in the afternoon when you nap every day. I will not do it. Do not make me feel unwelcome in the room that I also paid to live in.

And don't leave your stupid hair and food everywhere! Our room smells like shit!

I leave Thursday for break.