Sunday, October 24, 2010

#10: Exaggerating


EXAGGERATING. It's annoying.

I always feel like my chest is going to explode with anger when people exaggerate too much. It's like licking the surface of the sun; my brain usually boils at such an intense level that I can't concentrate for like, thirty hours. When you talk to someone and they said something like, "Oh man, I threw up for twelve hours" my heart just flies out of my chest with sympathy until I realize that they are exaggerating!

How do you deal with people who exaggerate too much? Maybe we should throw them all into a pile or rapid wolves. After all, this annoyance clearly should be punished my death. It's impossible to take anyone seriously when they are constantly making a mountain out of a molehill. 

1 comment:

  1. this post is the best thing ever written in the history of the internet. i seriously cried for 45 hours after reading it :D

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