God, you know, sometimes, after a long, hard day at work or school, I really just want to take a nice little nap in public... don't you?
NO. and you shouldn't. Because it's not only dangerous; IT'S FREAKING ANNOYING.
Don't nap on the train.
Don't nap in class.
Don't nap any place I'm trying to be right now. I will make no efforts to keep quiet when I find you sleeping in my dorm lounge, mailroom, classroom, or any other public facility. ESPECIALLY if you're with other people, in some sort of napping cuddle puddle. Oh my goshh, you must be so tired. You must have been working so hard, all six of you sprawled out on the couches with your eyes shut, not really sleeping but pretending too so you can look cool and exhausted. Ohh, your dorm room is practically a whole five feet away. Poor, poor, sleepy student.
All the dirty hipsters from my school sleep out IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING.
ReplyDeleteOn the SIDEWALK.
In NEW YORK CITY.
I hope they all get robbed...
Oh wait, all they have are clove cigarettes to make them look 'cool' and smelly hipster clothes cuz they're too artistic to take a shower.
No one wants those.