#3: People Who Don't Know Song Lyrics

Despite the fact that we have all been guilty of doing this... it still makes me unbelievably annoyed.

Let's set the scene. You're driving in you car with your friends, and a song comes on the radio. If you're like me, you have a very wide musical taste and it might so happen to be one of your favorites. And, according to your friend in the driver's seat, it's one of their favorites, too! What luck!

Of course, you begin singing.

And within a matter of seconds, it becomes obvious that this is NOT your friend's favorite song. It can't possibly be, because they don't know the words in the slightest. Are they forgetful, or just dumb? Do they not realize that the words they're saying make absolutely no logical sense when strung together? Are they listening to themselves at all??

Here are the two versions of forgotten song lyrics:

"California Girls!

We're unforgivable!

Daisy Doop,

Bikini on top!

Sunkist skin,

so hot we'll make your popsicle!

oooOOoooh

Oh! Oooooh!!"

or

"She's got a smile... to me

reminds me... memoriessss!

where everything was as... uhhh.. blue skyyy!

now and then when I see her face...

it... uhh.. that special place...

and if I stare too long...

...

...

OOOHHHHH SWEET CHILD OF MINEEEE!"

Ugh.