Wednesday, October 6, 2010

#6: Bikers Who Don't Know How To Bike

I live in what most would consider to be a tourist city. Although my school is the main college there; it's not a college town - but rather, the college has many, small buildings spread out throughout the city.

(this is exactly what my bike looks like)


Biking is a common mode of transportation to get from place to place. It's convenient, cheap, and fast.

BUT NOT IF YOU GET ME KILLED WITH YOUR HORRIBLE BIKING SKILLS.

Okay, I never got my driver's license. Blah, blah, laugh it up, I have my reasons. But I did some research before I got here about biking safety. I'm not saying I'm an expert, but I tried. BUT apparently no one else did.

SHIT BIKING:
- Weaving in and out of cars like a bumper car
- Experiencing apparent color blindness and going at red lights (EVEN IF NO ONE'S THERE)
- alternating between the street and the sidewalk (that's just a big WTF to me)
- Cutting off me, A FELLOW BIKER
- Riding through squares and on the sidewalk...?
- Not yielding to anything because you think, "fuck it, I'm a bike, bitch".


It's bad enough to have to worry about being flattened by a bus like I'm playing Mario Kart, but I don't need your stupid ass messing me up as well. When will people stop thinking they own everything?



2 comments:

  1. In NYC they have started giving out tickets to bikers that run red lights, I know this because my painting teacher was bitching about it this morning because he got a ticket.

    BREAKIN' THE LAW
    BREAKIN' THE LAW

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  2. As they should.
    I got so flustered today after taking a wrong turn that I accidentally made an illegal turn on red. I got confused about what was right and wrong and nearly killed myself in oncoming traffic.
    I definitely deserved a ticket for being so ridiculously flustered and stupid.

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